Fonflyfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying capybara.

Fonflyfon created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fonflyfon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonflyfon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fonflyfon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fonflyfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Never wear hats.