Kenmaptail is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest manatee.

Kenmaptail created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenmaptail, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenmaptail, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kenmaptail's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kenmaptail's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.