Tommithiv is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless crocodile.

Tommithiv created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommithiv, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tommithiv, it will remove you from existence.

Tommithiv's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tommithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tommithiv's name in vain.

2. Tommithiv must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.