Weeyoghug is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dryad.

Weeyoghug created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeyoghug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weeyoghug, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Weeyoghug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Weeyoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.