Stiphonvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful wombat.

Stiphonvab created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphonvab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiphonvab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stiphonvab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stiphonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Stiphonvab loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stiphonvab.

5. Stiphonvab loves moths, so they must be respected.