Fadlisttik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate badger.

Fadlisttik created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadlisttik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadlisttik, it will turn you into a goat.

Fadlisttik's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fadlisttik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away if five dolphins approach from the north.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadlisttik.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.