Xinvonyim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional wasp.

Xinvonyim created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvonyim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinvonyim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Xinvonyim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xinvonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Xinvonyim loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.