Siglindam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Siglindam created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Siglindam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Siglindam, he will turn you into a dog.

Siglindam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Siglindam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.