Lagkipyarwigdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart armadillo.

Lagkipyarwigdiss created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagkipyarwigdiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagkipyarwigdiss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lagkipyarwigdiss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lagkipyarwigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lagkipyarwigdiss.

2. Put Lagkipyarwigdiss first in all things.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never bounce in holy places.