Gupbablid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome goat.

Gupbablid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbablid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupbablid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gupbablid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gupbablid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Run away from turquoise moths, for they are unholy.