Miskopyar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless hamster.

Miskopyar created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Miskopyar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miskopyar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Miskopyar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Miskopyar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. You must love Miskopyar.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect your elders.