Nullikmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident raccoon.

Nullikmeg created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullikmeg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nullikmeg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nullikmeg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nullikmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Nullikmeg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.
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