Hoglikged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional fox.

Hoglikged created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglikged, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hoglikged, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hoglikged's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hoglikged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.