Dapgudtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody zebra.

Dapgudtarp created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgudtarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapgudtarp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dapgudtarp's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dapgudtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Dapgudtarp on top of important buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.