Kippopapp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing grasshopper.

Kippopapp created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippopapp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kippopapp, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kippopapp's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kippopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.