Loggetbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud yak.

Loggetbag created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggetbag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Loggetbag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Loggetbag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Loggetbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. You must pray to Loggetbag six times a day.

4. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing black corsets.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.