Hakweelist is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest parrot.

Hakweelist created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakweelist, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hakweelist, it will remove you from existence.

Hakweelist's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hakweelist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.