Gignibcubzogmutril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless centipede.

Gignibcubzogmutril created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignibcubzogmutril, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gignibcubzogmutril, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gignibcubzogmutril's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gignibcubzogmutril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.