Zodvigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil mole.

Zodvigfid created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodvigfid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodvigfid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodvigfid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zodvigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Do not stand on grass.