Zodvigfid is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil
mole.
Zodvigfid created Asia nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodvigfid, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zodvigfid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Zodvigfid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Zodvigfid's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never hurt snails.
4. Never paint your legs green.
5. Do not stand on grass.