Sidflagfud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty lizard.

Sidflagfud created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidflagfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidflagfud, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sidflagfud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sidflagfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to bats while wearing blue trousers.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.