Bomfemjip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent salamander.

Bomfemjip created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfemjip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomfemjip, he will not care at all.

Bomfemjip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bomfemjip's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.
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