Bonnad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind warg.

Bonnad created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonnad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bonnad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bonnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never play with disobedient children.