Bonnad is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind
warg.
Bonnad created energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bonnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bonnad, she will be mildly annoyed.
Bonnad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Bonnad's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat limes.
2. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.
3. Never write about solid mechanics.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never play with disobedient children.