Vanmindib is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced ferret.

Vanmindib created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanmindib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vanmindib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vanmindib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vanmindib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never think about optics.