Mad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome goblin.

Mad created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Mad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mad, it will turn you into a dog.

Mad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mad on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mad.