Fubcingut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate parrot.

Fubcingut created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubcingut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubcingut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fubcingut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fubcingut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing red shirts.