Kopquagcam Mifrawmif is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced manatee.

Kopquagcam Mifrawmif created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopquagcam Mifrawmif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopquagcam Mifrawmif, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kopquagcam Mifrawmif's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kopquagcam Mifrawmif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kopquagcam Mifrawmif on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.