Ominvinjat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless crane.

Ominvinjat created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominvinjat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ominvinjat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ominvinjat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ominvinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ominvinjat.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.