Hudflabdad is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent
dove.
Hudflabdad created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudflabdad, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hudflabdad, he will send minions to preach to you.
Hudflabdad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Hudflabdad's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.