Hudflabdad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent dove.

Hudflabdad created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudflabdad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudflabdad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hudflabdad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hudflabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.