Stipyimsin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy frog.

Stipyimsin created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyimsin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipyimsin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipyimsin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipyimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.