Gendavtin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable lobster.

Gendavtin created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendavtin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gendavtin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gendavtin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gendavtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never run in the presence of horses.

3. Never wear magenta coats.

4. Gendavtin loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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