Bossbellsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent horse.

Bossbellsan created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossbellsan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bossbellsan, she will come to you in dreams.

Bossbellsan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bossbellsan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear red hats.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.