Kip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy raven.

Kip created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kip, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to badgers while wearing orange tights.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not wear green clothing.
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