Sidgigdot Rensabken is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive pigeon.

Sidgigdot Rensabken created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgigdot Rensabken, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidgigdot Rensabken, it will turn you into a mole.

Sidgigdot Rensabken's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sidgigdot Rensabken's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.