Zencemafget is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring
fish.
Zencemafget created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zencemafget, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Zencemafget, it will be very unhappy.
Zencemafget's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Zencemafget's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about foxes.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Never laugh near sheep.
5. Zencemafget must be the most important thing in your life.