Zencemafget is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring fish.

Zencemafget created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zencemafget, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zencemafget, it will be very unhappy.

Zencemafget's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zencemafget's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never laugh near sheep.

5. Zencemafget must be the most important thing in your life.