Dibjatvil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating faun.

Dibjatvil created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjatvil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibjatvil, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dibjatvil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dibjatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Dibjatvil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about ants.