Gombegdimhanfutcapflis is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, boastful
chinchilla.
Gombegdimhanfutcapflis created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Gombegdimhanfutcapflis, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gombegdimhanfutcapflis, she will manifest in front of you.
Gombegdimhanfutcapflis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Gombegdimhanfutcapflis' Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing gray ear rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Learn three new languages a year.