Dogvilquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Dogvilquart created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dogvilquart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dogvilquart, he will manifest in front of you.

Dogvilquart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dogvilquart's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dogvilquart first in all things.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never wear mauve trousers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.