Mipgigfathotfossfumnul is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless penguin.

Mipgigfathotfossfumnul created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipgigfathotfossfumnul, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipgigfathotfossfumnul, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mipgigfathotfossfumnul's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mipgigfathotfossfumnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.