Higpibzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane bee.

Higpibzag created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higpibzag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higpibzag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Higpibzag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Higpibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Higpibzag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.