Yogcebtip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking mongoose.

Yogcebtip created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogcebtip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogcebtip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yogcebtip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yogcebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Yogcebtip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yogcebtip on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about moons.