Tafgubquill Yogsidarf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain centaur.

Tafgubquill Yogsidarf created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tafgubquill Yogsidarf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafgubquill Yogsidarf, she will remove you from existence.

Tafgubquill Yogsidarf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tafgubquill Yogsidarf's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.