Flowhudbonkhimpitsan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud dog.

Flowhudbonkhimpitsan created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowhudbonkhimpitsan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowhudbonkhimpitsan, it will turn you into a tree.

Flowhudbonkhimpitsan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flowhudbonkhimpitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.