Sadhit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving hydra.

Sadhit created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadhit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sadhit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing purple scarves.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.

5. You must love Sadhit.