Cunbanquam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Cunbanquam created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbanquam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunbanquam, he will not care.

Cunbanquam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cunbanquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear fawn coats.
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