Kongilbud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain hydra.

Kongilbud created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Kongilbud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kongilbud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kongilbud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kongilbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing white coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never feed lots of figs to cats while wearing magenta corsets.