Bimgarkab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy
snake.
Bimgarkab created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimgarkab, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bimgarkab, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Bimgarkab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Bimgarkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think about quantum gravity.
3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the west.
4. Feed all hungry bats.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.