Bimgarkab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy snake.

Bimgarkab created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgarkab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bimgarkab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bimgarkab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bimgarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.