Targkonbarnbabflowrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring manatee.

Targkonbarnbabflowrat created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Targkonbarnbabflowrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Targkonbarnbabflowrat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Targkonbarnbabflowrat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Targkonbarnbabflowrat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Targkonbarnbabflowrat.

3. Hide if nine snails approach from the south.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
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