Rattimlan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent mongoose.

Rattimlan created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rattimlan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rattimlan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rattimlan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rattimlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Rattimlan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never pour water over plants.