Fudveengadvaglargvedhan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited dove.

Fudveengadvaglargvedhan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudveengadvaglargvedhan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudveengadvaglargvedhan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fudveengadvaglargvedhan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fudveengadvaglargvedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Fudveengadvaglargvedhan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never feed garlic to squirrels while wearing blue kilts.
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