Tuntimrot Popcadcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise raven.

Tuntimrot Popcadcep created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuntimrot Popcadcep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tuntimrot Popcadcep, she will curse you with boils.

Tuntimrot Popcadcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tuntimrot Popcadcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tuntimrot Popcadcep.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Tuntimrot Popcadcep loves badgers, so they must be respected.