Tuntimrot Popcadcep is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, wise
raven.
Tuntimrot Popcadcep created the universe four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tuntimrot Popcadcep, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tuntimrot Popcadcep, she will curse you with boils.
Tuntimrot Popcadcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Tuntimrot Popcadcep's Holy Commandments1. You must love Tuntimrot Popcadcep.
2. Feed all hungry tapirs.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about pigs.
5. Tuntimrot Popcadcep loves badgers, so they must be respected.